Who thinks I have what it takes to be an airline steward? And why, or why not?
Me for the win!
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders […]
FurRag — beta.
“Hey Osfer, have you been a big dirty slacker lately? I haven’t seen you post anything–no stories, no LJ posts… have you turned lazy and unambitious?”
Haha, no. Aside from the fact that I’m courting two prospective employers in the real world and that I’ve been offered a job as editor of a fairly well-known furry […]
October to November
After the Day of the Dead comes All Hallow’s, or Hallowmas or Sammy
Haine or whatever poncy name is given to good old Halloween. For those
three mice and two squirrels that didn’t get spammed by me yet, FANG’s Halloween edition is out and an early bird who orders now can still have it in time for […]
Black and blue teeth.
Dark stains on my fingers and my front teeth, illegible, light grey scribblings on a blank sheet of paper, a wad of tissue paper in the waste basket. A sense of humble achievement.
I pick up a box of cartridges and discard it–wrong kind. I pick up another, nod approvingly and, flicking it open with […]
Being a modest geek, my friends and I occasionally indulge in a night of role-playing. Nothing kinky, mind, just pen-and-paper stuff. Despite my long-ago-failed efforts to the contrary, no costumes or props are involved, only mirth and beverages.
One session, some years ago now, took place in the darkest of dark ages, the Middle Ages. I […]
Halloweeeeen stories deadline approaches!
Mount ye your flaming carriages, ride ye screeching across rooftops, delighting one and all with the wake of your blood-dimmed tide! The lowliest of holy nights draws nigh, with many a pumpkin deserving a gutting and many a child’s tooth plotting its next cavity.
To quote that epic piece of serious, insightful and deeply moving dramatic […]
Scary!
I was just asked for a desktop-sized version of my avatar.
Slowly but surely, my message will spread.
Did I mention? FANG’s accepting horror/scary/camp horror submissions for the Halloween issue till the end of September. Chop chop.
Osfer bares his FANGs.
FANG Volume 1G Cover
Ladies and Gentlemen,
FANG Volume 1G has been published and is available for $19.99. Thank you.
All right, all right…
Fine, fine, here’s the lyrics, for those who can’t hear. Sheesh.
“I am the very model of a fursuiting enthuisiast
I stitch and knit and glue and sew and weld and staple very fast
The animals I imitate I very thoroughly inspect
So all the fursuits I devise are anatomic’ly correct
And when the suits at last are done I […]
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