Things I have that I didn’t have in 2005

by Alex F. Vance on 12. Jan, 2006 in Blog

- New credit card (nice colors).
– Extra yera of age (free).
– Soot on my kitchen ceiling (microwave mishap).
– Dent in my living-​​room ceiling (champagne cork-​​popping mishap — not mine).
– War of the Worlds DVD (2-​​disc edition, birthday present — yay boyfriend).
– A freezeburn above my left ankle (torpedo-​​shaped, caused by a friend spraying compresed air from a can held upside-​​down so the prpellant sprayed out in liquid form — healing, currently purple).
– New interest in alcoholic beverages (currently girlishly obsessed with sweet or fizzy drinks that successfully mask the taste of alcohol).

Can’t think of any more. Pick this up as a second-​​generation meme and see how far you get :)

  • You strike me as the sort of person who'd very much enjoy mudshakes. You certainly should!

  • I'll certainly give one a spin at the earliest convenience. Maybe you can make me one at the next party? :)

  • Ah, I could certainly make an attempt. Assuredly, it would be something of an adventure.

    It may well be easier, though, to simply pick one or two up from the shops, and save me any mishaps on my part.

  • stormcatcher_

    :stares up at the soot on your ceiling, perks brow: I'm not even gonna ask. But hey, it's better than a glossy, scorched stain that looks like lube permanently burnt into a hardwood floor. Ahem. :moves chair over it:


    Hope that the quick-frozen ankle wasn't your Achilles Heel. ;)

  • Well, with the simple showing of the scar I've been able to render multiple national champion Tae Kwon Do utterly shamed and embarassed -- so it's got its perks :)

  • Yeah!


    Go fer some Fuzzy Navel. That's nice.


    I used to be all into hiding alcohol, until I sort of learned to tolerate the taste of it. I still don't actively enjoy it, but I can drink beer and wine and spirits now. I still flinch after taking a hit of whisky or something similarly potent.


    My advice is stick to the expensive, high-end stuff because low end booze is what makes for meaner drunks and bigger hangovers.

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    But also the grungier attitude befitting a writer. There is a statistical correlation between alcoholism and literary prowess that's as undeniable as the inverse correlation between globaltemperature and the number of pirates -- all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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    I wasn't aware that you had been touched by His Noodly Appendage.


    (I also didn't know that you had a boyfriend, but that's neither here nor there, I suppose...)

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    Ah, your fragile hopes dashed? Worry not, sweet rikky, your fluffy fox-tail holds a special place in my heart still!


    As for FSMism, I am of course a devout Pastafarian :)

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    Oh, trust me: if I had intense romanto-sexual designs on you, you'd be the first one to know. I'm entirely vulpine and unsubtle when it comes to setting my marks.


    That being said, I don't promise that I won't still not flirt with you all the same. :)

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    Much as I trust you (look! LJ icon w00t!) I'm rather dense and blind to most advances but the most inappropriately overt. Which is entirely contrary to my deep appreciation and enjoyment of flirting, but ah, there you go.

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