All right, all right…

Fine, fine, here’s the lyrics, for those who can’t hear. Sheesh.

“I am the very model of a fursuiting enthuisiast
I stitch and knit and glue and sew and weld and staple very fast
The animals I imitate I very thoroughly inspect
So all the fursuits I devise are anatomic’ly correct

And when the suits at last are done I may indulge in my reward
And put them on and run and jump and skip and toddle off toward
Another person who my fursuiting enthusiasm shares
And manufactures suits of wolves and foxes dogs and cats and bears

I stitch and knit and glue and sew and weld and staple very fast
I am the very model of a fursuiting enthusiast!”